Coffee Percs

Christmas…that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance.  It may weave a spell of nostalgia.  Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance—a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.”
       –Augusta E. Rundel

Pard, sit yurself down, yuh look some frazzled.  Oh, it’s the crazies on the road.  I hear yuh, hoss, best get out of their way or yuh’ll get plumb run over.  Here yuh go, coffee’s hot, black, and strong, just right to tickle yur ol’ gizzard, make it sit right up and say “howdy.”
    I see where a group of those crazies have given President Trump a gift of impeachment.  Bureaucrats!  Some things just jerk my jaws. Plain stupidity, and a waste of time and money.  Hmmm, wonder what kind of business for the people was accomplished the past few weeks?  Hard to believe we have come to such a time as this, but then aren’t we lookin’ for the Second Advent?  I’ve always believed that something has to happen to America before the Lord returns.  But, Pard, yuh think on this.  The Rapture occurs, the Christians are removed, what will our government look like?  Hmmm, ponder that while yur sippin’ that coffee.
    But me, for one, ain’t gonna let those nuts in Congress spoil my Christmas.  Nope, sounds like a good idea just to wrap that blanket of Christmas around me and enjoy this special time of year.  Might drink me a few gallons of coffee, sigh, do some eatin’ of my sweet wife’s Christmas cookies and pie.  Ahhh, makes me smile to think about the next few weeks.
    Yuh be havin’ yurself a good week.  Watch all ’round for there’s plenty of stupidity aboundin’; don’t yuh be joinin’ that group of fools by not checkin’ yur cinch.