They gobbled their food like wolves, and when they drank their coffee, the noise they made was painful to her ears.”
–John Fox, Jr. (The Trail of the Lonesome Pine)
My mercy, Pard! Take yurself a deep swaller before yuh hear this. Go on, I hear yuh slurpin’. Now swaller, I don’t want yuh to be spittin’ it out when I tell yuh that Kelloggs is puttin’ out a gay cereal. Yep, all pretty colors for the little ones to see and drool over. Then they have a pronoun lesson. My goodness gracious, what is this world comin’ to? The Lord up above lookin’ down on this foolishness surely can’t be happy.
With all this cavortin’ what comes to my mind, “As in the days of Noah,” and “as Sodom and Gomorrah went after strange flesh.” How much longer will He withhold judgment? Hmmm, take another swaller, while I ponder that for a minute. The way I’m seein’ things, I think He is already in the process of judgin’. The land has found itself in catastrophic condition since the first of the year, and I reckon it only will be gettin’ worse. Something I once heard went like this, “Ignorance can be fixed; stupidity is fatal.” Man, who thinks he is so enlightened, but in actuality is delusional thinks he has the answers, but in reality by forgettin’ God’s holy laws and values he is showin’ his outright stupidity.
Pard, good thing I have yuh around to help get these problems settled. Notice I said, settle, not solved. There is no solution only in the good Lord. Yuh stay ready, and we’ll continue to enjoy our coffee together and watch the stupidity of the world. Whenever the devil takes over not only is there evil on the land, but stupidity takes over. Morals and common sense go out the window.
I’ll give yuh credit Pard. The only stupid thing I’ve ever seen yuh do was to forget to check yur cinch. Yur Bible’s out, yur gun’s oiled and ready, but yuh have a tendency to mount without checkin’ that cinch.
Vaya con Dios.