He haunted the coffeepot until it came to a full boil. He poured in cold water to settle the grounds, then dipped out a cup and began to drink it, disregarding its scalding heat.”
–Elmer Kelton (The Day the Cowboys Quit)
Good mornin’ to yuh, Pard. Welcome to my humble abode. Cup’s on the table an’ if yuh hold it up I’ll fill it for yuh. Careful yuh don’t drop it or yuh’d have a coffee break. Ha, thought I’d try to make yuh smile this mornin’.
Folks tell me that I need to smile for my pictures or that I need to smile. Why Pard, I’m smilin’ all the time, in fact, I’m sometimes downright hee-hawin’ at the stupidity of some folks out there. Thing is if some of their antics were so shameful and sinful they would be for sure incredibly hilarious. Yuh remember the story about the pig that they cleaned up, washed him all up, put a pretty little pink bow on him and started callin’ him a lamb? They would stroke his make-believe wool, say “baa baa” and flit around him. They next mornin’ upon wakin’ they couldn’t find their cute little pet “sheep.” They went throughout the house and then into the barn. Finally, they saw, at the edge of the pig slop, a pretty pink bow. They looked closer and couldn’t believe what they saw; there was their little “sheep” back in the hog wallow. Yuh see, yuh can’t change the way God made creatures and man is the same way. No matter the environment, no matter the education, no matter the money, no matter how hard o’ Henry Higgins works on a person, they are still sinners and need a new heart. That only comes from bein’ born again, acceptin’ the Lord Jesus Christ.
There my preachifyin’ is done for the day. With that, my coffee’s done got cold. I’ll swaller it down fast, hate to waste good coffee. Yuh did leave enough in the pot for me?
Say, if’n yur in the area stop by Calvary Christian Academy this evening for a BBQ dinner. The money goes for the kids’ trip to competition later in the spring. If’n yuh come be sure an’ check yur cinch before headin’ out.
Vaya con Dios.