Coffee Percs

But you’ve worn out your stomach with nine cups of coffee every meal.”

                    –Zane Grey
 
Come on in, Pard, grab yur cup.  Listen, no matter what that ol’ sage had to say, I don’t drink nine cups after every meal.  Maybe two or three; it is nice to have a cup after the supper meal though.  Don’t know if’n the coffee would wear out the stomach or line it so’s that it won’t wear out.  Sorta like sealin’ it up.  Been havin’ some good coffee lately.  Ahhh, sittin’ in my chair, watchin’ the sunrise ev’ry mornin’, and sippin’ the hot brew whilst thinkin’ on the Lord and doin’ my mornin’ readin’.
     Well, Pard, I went out an’ did my duty as a citizen yesterday.  Notice I used the word “citizen.”  Only citizens have the right to vote.  I surely don’t know where folks get the idea that all have the same rights in this country.  There are some that are for citizens only.  Non-citizens and felons who have lost the right to vote because of the consequences of their actions need to stop their clamorin’ for their rights.  An’ worse are those pseudo-politicians who back them, not out of concern, but out of the vote that would come their way.  Bunch of lily-livered, white-washed, veneer-covered, mouthy no-goods is what they are.
     Ahhh, but no need to get the gizzard riled.  The Lord has it all under His control, but He still expects us to do our duty no matter where we live.  An’ one more thing, Pard.  That fellow in the Senate who keeps mouthin’ off ’bout Trump wantin’ to be a king, best be gettin’ ready.  Two kings are on the horizon.  One is the man of lawlessness, the one who will demand worship and will bring world-wide anarchy and chaos.  When he is disposed of the true and righteous king of the universe will rule–Jesus Christ.  My, my, my what a day that will be.  Peace, order, and control will finally come to the weary ol’ world.  The curse will be removed, and those wildfires and other natural disasters will stop.  Nature will be quittin’ its groanin’s.  
     Pard, think of it.  No more quibblin’, an’ hopefully all the cinos will be done away with, an’ I’m not jist a-talkin’ ’bout coffee cinos.  I’m speakin’ ’bout those watered-down, mouthy folk who are ignorant of the Lord and His way, and are downright fools.  See Pard, those folks don’t know the truth and many of them don’t want to know the truth.  But thank the Lord, as Paul done tolt us, “We have the mind of Christ.”  Yep, he wrote that to the church in Corinth, let’s me think, first book, 2:16.  But Pard, now is the time for us to be strong, like that thar coffee yur a-slurpin’.  Now, we are to be havin’ the mind of Christ, living a holy life, thinkin’ ’bout the things of the Lord, an’ then be a-doin’ them.
     If’n yuh haven’t done yur duty in votin’, best be gettin’ it done.  Make sure yuh vote for the godliest person yuh know, one that tries to be livin’ by the Good Book.  An’ Pard, don’t go runnin’ out to vote without first checkin’ yur cinch.  Fallin’ on yur noggin’ might knock some sense into yuh, but it could make yuh dizzier than yuh already are.  Be havin’ a good an’ safe week.
     Vaya con Dios.