The first order of the day was getting his old, fire-blackened coffee pot filled with water and balanced on a rock at the edge of the flames.”
–Reg Quist (The Truth of the Matter)
“Aye, Chihuahua!” Oops, reckon I have to drop that statement from my vocabulary, or so say the woke, pundit ignoramuses. But come in Pard, sit yurself down and I’ll give yuh a spiel after I pour the coffee. Hmmm, wonder if I can use the term “java.” I imagine they’d really get on to me if they knew I referred to their coffee as “cino”. Here yuh go, the last of my Crockett coffee.
There’s a movement out there amongst the wokers that are sayin’ that anyone who voted for Trump should be banned from Mexican, Indian, and Chinese restaurants and should stick to places like Cracker Barrel. That’s the truth, don’t be gaspin’. Oh, the coffee’s too hot. Now, I don’t who these woker folk are, one is a journalist and I didn’t get his name, but one is some kind of “star,” and I might add in my way of thinkin’ not a very bright one, by the name of Jennifer Welch who made this statement according to Fox News.
She must be a woker, ’cause this ol’ fence post ain’t never heard of her before. But that statement shows just how much of an ignoramus she is. What about the people in those ethnic groups who voted for him? An’ as far as those “stars” who left the country, I would say, Adios! Que se vaya con viento fresco! Pard, yuh would be proud of me, I looked it up, that means good riddance in Spanish. Oh, those wokers will be all worked up now. Fact is, what did they ever do for us? They sure ‘nough took money and enough for them to move away. Sure hope their visas are good wherever they went. Maybe over to Germany where it is a crime to insult somebody in public. Yep, a simple insult, like this ol’ fence post callin’ them wokers could be a crime. My mercy, Pard, they even take their cell phones and computers away. Whooeee, the Gestapo all over again. Hate crimes, they’re a-callin’ it. Why to read yur Bible in public could be dangerous then.
Now, Pard, what I’m seein’ happen here is what should not have to be. If folks would be law-abidin’, do things the proper way, most of the problems would be solved. An’ maybe the worst of it all is for those ignoramuses of woke, liberal judges actin’ on an agenda rather than the law. Pard, that just ain’t right. See, that there goes to show yuh–yuh start waterin’ down coffee to make cinos, then yuh start makin’ the law what you want it to be rather than what the law is supposed to be. Yuh see?
Well, if’n yuh don’t go ahead an’ don’t check yur cinch. Fall on yur noggin’ a time or two, and I guarantee that yuh still won’t check it. Reason bein’ yuh fall for those moronic liberal wokers! That all bein’ said, I’ll be wishin’ yuh a buena semana. An’ I don’t care what they are a-sayin’ I still hope that yuh go with God.
Vaya con Dios.