I willingly depleted my financial resources to a greater extent by purchasing a small sack of coffee.”
–John Upton Terrell (Bunkhouse Papers)
My mercy, if that ain’t the truth I don’t know what is. Befuddled–our President is one befuddled person. Oh, didn’t hear yuh Pard, I was busy doin’ some thinkin’. Pour yurself a cup of coffee. I surely don’t want yur mind befuddled. Our befuddled President made the statement that the right to an abortion comes from a person “being a child of God.” Now that for sure is a befuddled statement… No, that’s a plain stupid statement and is verging on being blasphemous. Where do people come up with thoughts like that? Ah yes, from their father the devil, for he is the “father of lies.”
How’s the coffee? Figured yuh’d like it. Gets right on down to the innards. Well, drink up, the day awaits yuh. Let me tell yuh so in case yuh come across a befuddled person yuh can recognize them. I got the definition from one of them big books some smart fellow put together full of words and their meanin’s. Now, befuddled means–unable to think clearly; utterly confused or deeply perplexed. How ’bout it, Pard, know anyone that fits that bill?
Hope yur enjoyin’ the coffee. Since my birthday was last week, the kids and grandkids helped fill up my coffee pantry. Sure I do, I thought everyone would have a coffee pantry. A person can’t afford to go without coffee, they might become befuddled and then forget to check their cinch. Nope, put aside a–I was goin’ to say a few nickels but it would take more than just a few to buy coffee–put aside a few dollars, keep it on hand, and don’t let yur coffee pantry get low.
Vaya con Dios.