The smell of fresh coffee soon brought them back to life. Both men grabbed a tin cup, and each filled it to the brim.”
–Nathan Wright (Marshal Warrix)
Mornin’ to yuh, Pard, grab a cup, the coffee’s hot and waitin’ to be drunk. Get yurself ready for I’ve got some sermonizin’ for yuh. Mercy, for sure there’s a great day a-comin’. I don’t know exactly when, but something has to give sooner or later. Take a sip first, that way we’ll start with something good. Ahhh…
First, Pard, I know my ol’ stalkin’ grounds has gone to pot, go ‘head an’ laugh that’s an intended pun. Yep, thinkin’ they’re bein’ progressive and wise my home state of Colorado has a law that bans sex-exclusive spaces. Go ahead, slap yurself upside the head. I’ll tellin’ yuh what I read. But let me give yuh a glimmer of hope. A Christian camp won a lawsuit against the state when they said that boys would be allowed to stay in the girls’ cabins. Man cannot continue to be ignorin’ God’s moral laws; it’s like tryin’ to slap Him in the face.
Pard, take another sip, and I’m tellin’ this so’s yuh can watch yur backside in a crowd. This here happened just last week. Thank the Lord it wasn’t in our country, but if it can happen in France it can happen here. I don’t know what these folks were thinkin’…well, they weren’t thinkin’ right that’s for sure. Seems like 145 people at a music festival were stuck with syringes. Authorities aren’t sure yet what was in those needles, but imagine idiots goin’ around pokin’ folk. At the time of the article fourteen fools had been arrested. Yuh see why I tell yuh to be wary when yur in a crowd?
Whooee, Pard, then take a look at all the stupidity. Duh, don’t folks know what the term “illegal” means? Nope, yur right Pard. It’s like callin’ my coffee–tea. Most of them are just riotin’ with no notion of what’s goin’ on. Don’t any of them have jobs? People are so moronic, they want to gripe, act like fools, but then when someone goes to stop them, they become the victims. I sure do take my hat off to those officers and guardsmen that have to put up with such nonsense. They must have some kinda special patience bone; I mean, I’d just want to slap them silly, maybe try an’ knock some of the foolish notions out of them. Pard, I’m reminded of the words of our Savior when He said, “Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved.” Uh, that’s from Matthew 24. Look it up, ponder it an’ see if’n it might not relate to all the evil we’re a-seein’ around us.
Coffee’s gone, it’s time for me to quiet my preachifyin’, but let me give yuh one more thought. Pard, let me ask yuh, wasn’t it just twenty-four years ago nearly 3000 people lost their lives to attack led by Muslims in New York City? Now they’re got this socialistic Muslim runnin’ for mayor. Pard, sometimes the Lord allows our foolishness to punish us. Some things are just too hard for my simple brain to be a-comprehendin’.
The mornin’s most over, the coffee is gone, an’ I know yuh gots to be leavin’. Watch out Pard, don’t let no one stick yuh with a needle. That could end up bein’ worse than yuh forgettin’ to check yur cinch. For sure we must be travelin’ with the Lord.
Vaya con Dios.