Another sip sent a fresh wave of pleasure through her. Coffee had to be one of God’s greatest gifts to humankind.”
–Lorna Seilstad (When Love Calls)
Yippi-yay, Pard, it’s gonna be a good day. The birds are a-singin’, the crows are cawin’, the sun is shinin’ bright, and the coffee’s done been perked. Come on in, my, ain’t what that gal said the truth? Ahh, coffee–one of God’s greatest gifts. Simple pleasure to enjoy with yuh or by myself. A person just needs to have a “yeehaw” down in their soul, ‘specially if they’ve gone passed their allotted days on this earth. Yeehaw! Powder River, let ‘er buck–another day to add.
Had some trouble with the ol’ Google. Said my account was closed due to inactivity. Makes a body wonder what’s goin’ on. All of this new fancy technology an’ there’s always a glitch of some sort. Good thing that doesn’t happen with the Lord. Don’t have to worry about any glitches, crashes, or viruses with Him.
Finish yur cup, there’s more in the pot. Pard, I saw this advertisement on facebook the other day, and it sorta made me chuckle. It was from that famous preacher-man, David Jeremiah. Now, don’t go gettin’ me wrong, I think he’s a pretty good one. But let me continue after I take a sip. Here’s the advertisement. “5 Weeks to be Rapture Ready” Ha, ha,–what happens if the Rapture takes place on Monday? Yuh just can’t tell the Lord to hold off ’til yuh finish the course. Now, I understand the purpose is for a church study lesson. It just struck me funny–why Pard, yuh better already be Rapture Ready! It could happen at any time. Look at the craziness, the foolishness, and the evil lurkin’ in the world. Yuh shore better be Rapture Ready.
Pard, yuh think it’s bad here now, just wait ’til that Rapture occurs. Whooeeee, them four horsemen are gonna ride roughshod over the earth. Then add to that the Seal, Trumpets, and Bowls that are gonna happen. Ain’t gonna be a pretty sight. Why I reckon the good Lord might even cause all the coffee beans to dry up on the bushes.
Yuh be takin’ care Pard. Be sure yuh are Rapture Ready, and that yuh don’t go sooner ’cause yuh forgot to check yur cinch.
Vaya con Dios.